Everything is Racist

I’ve observed a trend over the years where seemingly innocuous items are being examined to determine if they are racist or not. Items examined range from fitness to coffee to AI to potatoes. The merit as to whether these discussions are warranted in regard to certain items varies but there’s no doubt some of these headlines are comical in nature. This article will simply link to some of those passages with a screenshot of the headlines with the intention being to show how all-encompassing our discussions over race have become.

1. Eating is racist

2. Coffee is racist

3. Fitness is racist

4. AI is racist

5. Computers are racist

6. Cars are racist

7. Driving is racist

8. Dogs are racist

9. Candy is racist

10. Jogging is racist

11. The Cat in the Hat is racist

12. Lawns are racist

13. Potatoes are racist

14. Milk is racist

15. Losing weight is racist

16. Knives and Forks are racist

17. Pencils are racist

18. Crayons are racist

19. Book clubs are racist

20. Picnics are racist

21. Bikes are racist

22. Music is racist

23. Ice skating is racist

24. Skiing is racist

25. Swimming pools are racist

26. Smokey the bear is racist

27. Hiking is racist

28. Gyms are racist

29. Birds are racist

30. Parks are racist

31. Theme parks are racist

32. Daylight savings is racist

33. Sandwiches are racist

34. Cleanliness and Hygiene are racist

35. Sleep is racist

36. Toilets are racist

37. Soap is racist

38. Tidiness is racist

39. Lime leaves are racist

40. Trees are racist

41. Apple pie is racist

42. Monkeypox is racist

43. Soda is racist

44. Beans are racist

45. Coffee is racist (again)

46. Tennis is racist

47. Horses are racist

48. Golf is racist

49. Hockey is racist

50. Strawberries are racist

51. Christmas is racist

52. Thanksgiving is racist

53. Math is racist

54. Science is racist

55. Language is racist

56. Racism go brrr